Parks and Recreation: hockey players!

jacobtrouba:

There are no words for this video. #sickshades #thewelder @mscheif

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rlyhigh:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself.  So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. 

i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

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Timestamp: 1411267257

rlyhigh:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself.  So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. 

i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

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Lyrics edit: "Centuries" by Fall Out Boy 

"We’ll go down in history
Remember me for centuries”

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Lyrics edit: "Centuries" by Fall Out Boy 

"We’ll go down in history
Remember me for centuries”

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"The most enigmatic and intriguing title is for 4×5. “Breaking Glass” could refer to Sidney Glass (returning Giancarlo Esposito), magic mirrors, and many other things. But I can’t help but think of the original Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale “The Snow Queen.” In said story, a goblin creates a mirror that makes everything that is beautiful appear ugly. When the mirror breaks, it shatters into millions of pieces, some as small as grains of sand. If they land in your eyes, you can no longer see any beauty or the good side of things. If they land in your heart, it becomes frozen. Unlike the film, this frozen heart does not kill you, but rather your heart freezes in a more metaphoric way, making you cold and unfeeling. Given the show’s penchant for plot points involving hearts and the fact that the film’s “Only an act of True Love can thaw a frozen heart” is such a significant part of the story, I cannot help but hope to see something similar to this on Once. As they are my favorite characters, my first thoughts went to Emma and Hook and Snow and Charming. If you recall, Snow and Charming now share one heart and there must be repercussions for that. Moreover, I truly believe it must be significant that Hook is the ONLY current main character to have never been cursed with false or missing memories. It would be a dramatic turn of events if Hook’s heart was frozen, he became cold, and he forgot his love for Emma. Firstly, this would parallel what happened to Snow White in the Season 1 episode “Heart of Darkness.” But it would also be emotional and beautiful to see Emma fight for his heart as he has done for her for so long."

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BROOKS OPRIK IN A 412 SHIRT AT A CAPS MEDIA SCRUM MAY BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME ALL DAY

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BROOKS OPRIK IN A 412 SHIRT AT A CAPS MEDIA SCRUM MAY BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME ALL DAY